As usual on every Sunday morning, I went to my Jap classmate's house ystd to give tuition to her sec2 Japanese daughter. Then I realised I was very bored while watching her do her work, so I ask her to show me some of her sch TBs. Science, maths, Geo, History, blah blah. Okay, at the end of the day, I just LOOK AT PICTURES ONLY cuz the Japanese words are too chim for me to comprehend. Then I realised got one TB which is titled "Singapore". I was like "Huhz, study in Japanese school also must know S'pore meh?" Anyway, I juz flipped thru, and to my greatest horror, I think it's 90% rubbish written inside. There are things like wat call "995", then u see fire symbol next to it, then call 999, and u c a policeman next to it. Ogosh lorz, I thought that's quite idiot-proof? But maybe cuz they r foreigners so need to read up bahz.. But I still can't help but to laugh that sum1 can actually come up with such a book...

Then after tuition, I ended up having a chat with my friend, abt Japan obviously. Then she told me smth which up till now I still cnt accept. Kind of "culture shock". She told me a few yrs back, while she was in one of the densha(train) station in Osaka with her family, she suddenly saw one guy like walking frantically past her then suddenly FAINT just like that, but not directly next to her lar. Then guess what!? There were MANY people walking around who SAW THAT but nobody bothered to do anything. Sum of them who saw the fainted man lying on the floor even purposely make a BIG detour. SO HEARTLESS RITE!? Like my friend said, that man was no different from a "dead chicken" lying on the station floor. So my friend, who doesn't know anything, juz went forward with her husband to help the man up arz. Apparantly maybe due to fatigue or what that caused the faint lar. Then soon after the station worker came to "help" the guy. My friend was angry at how cruel can the Japanese ppl be. Likewise, I had the same thinking, like no "humane feeling" lorz. Till I hear the reason...

She called one of her close friend, a native Japanese and told her the incident, and complaining this and that saying why no1 BOTHERS to help a fainted man up, summore in a country like Japan. Then when her friend heard that, she was shocked and screamed over the phone "OMG! YOU WANT TO DIE ARZ! NEVER EVER GO NEAR A FAINTED PERSON IN PUBLIC PLACES!!" Like any normal person, my friend asked a big "WHY!!??" According to her friend, in recent decades, there have been COUNTLESS cases of ppl killed by "fainted ppl". Any place, be it train stations, shopping centres or wherever, these "INSANE PPL" will suddenly faint in the middle of the road. Any normal person who saw that will obviously go forward and try to help the "fainted person" up right? But when these helpful ppl were trying to lift the "fainted person" up, the mad guy will draw out a knife from his pocket and STAB the person to death! Sum may run away, sum may started laughing hysterically like a mad person till the police come to arrest these "mad ppl". When I heard that I was like "huhz.. Hao Xin mei hao bao horz?" And because there were simply too MANY of such incidents in Japan, especially in more urban cities like Tokyo and Osaka, with so many innocent ppl being killed just like that, the public has grown to be "cautious" of ppl who "faint" out of nowhere. And instead, when a person faint, many ppl who are walking past will try to "detour" as far away as possible.

Cause of this problem? Because these ppl read too many manga liaoz, especially those thriller/detective/crime kind of comics (like kindaichi!!!????) and hence they started imagining things and wanting to "act things out". Wah laoz, see lar, I knew it.. Manga is bad for health. So that's why ever since young till now, I never really read comics/manga. -_-'''

But on a serious note, it's really DANGEROUS lar! And my friend was telling me also countless cases on the Japanese news, of mad ppl walking around public places and keep stabbing alot of ppl, just "FOR THE FUN OF IT". Wah laoz. I think it's demn ke lian lar. Can you imagine while you are shopping and suddenly someone just pop out from nowhere and stab you? If die like that so wasted lorz. Haiz. Okay, luckily such things don't happen in S'pore...

HOW ON EARTH CAN I FORGET TO BRING MY 2 BINDED JAPANESE NOTES FOR LESSON!!!??? And I only realised when I reached class. Ended up having to share the notes with my friend. Haiz. But luckily I'm not that BLUR to not bring my that thick blue TB, if not sure @#$%^. Then the grammar I learnt together was @#$%^&. One grammar usage, can have 5 DIFFERENT meanings. -_-''' I think really can die lar. I mean almost all the grammar I learnt so far in JLPT2 has multiple meanings. SOme have 2, some 3, some 4, and today I came across one that has 5. Wtf, like that how to pass!? Probably pass on 2nd or 3rd attempts, which is very common among Singaporeans as I heard from friend's experiences and stuff. Haiz, sucks.

Then in the morning went for tuition, saw my student's report book. WAH LAOZ, I think I really CMI lar. Kaoz, cuz I think my student like did so badly lar. Gosh.. Okay lar, I admit I'm a lousy teacher. Haiz.

And so after Jap lesson, met up with JC classmates to buy birthday present for my friend whose b'dae is next Sat. AND I THINK WE R DEMN EVIL. We have a "real present" and a "fake present". Real present is a guitar we bought just now... Then the fake present is like WE ARE GONNA PHOTOSHOP HIM WITH A GAL (he likes her for like 5 or 6 yrs but nv dare to confess) then create a BIG POSTER plus a mug (also got photo of him and the gal in the mug). I think during the party sure disaster 1. Then this gal (also from TPJC and she knows every1 of us) will also be going, and I think she probably will slaughter all of us. But okay lar, it's meant as a prank only. Lolx, hope things don't get out of hand... But I demn scared of the party becuz the b'dae boy is gonna buy LOTS of liquor. Wth... I think in my class my alcohol tolerance is really the lowest, or maybe I shld say most of them r crazy ppl who drink alcohol majiam like drink plain water. And they want to go pub to drink on next Friday night, then sat during chalet drink again. Literally MAD ppl. I really demn scared when they mix all kinds of alcohol and the taste is like sum fark shit which u juz feel like vomitting upon 1st slip, and yet they can drink like so shiok like tt. -_-''' Haiz, watever arz, juz drink within my limit and be sober. If not next day tuition sure die.

And yesterday my sister went to Australia with her friends on a 2+ weeks trip, which is what she called "Graduation Trip". Shiok hor, will be back like 10th June if I'm not wrong. And that sets me wondering where shld I go next time... ( Definitely not Japan... !!! As I think i will have "ample" chance to go after I grad) Maybe Europe? USA? Or Africa!? Piangz, havent even start school and I'm already thinking of enjoying... Haiz. Owellz, 3 yrs down the road is neither fast or slow. But then again. the main pt is WHETHER got MONEY to go anotz!!!!!???? -_-'''

And surprisingly, like 2 weeks ago, my sister had landed herself a job with CapitaLand (Real Estate Developers) which she can apply what she learnt in her 4 yrs of Building and Real Estate degree in NUS. Like time flies, she can start earning money, although I think starting pay is really quite so-so only, BUT STILL IS BETTER THAN NOTHING. Then I still got a long way to go before I start working.

Broke

So long never update my blog le. To be more exact, nothing to blog. I think I'm super lazy these couple weeks. WASTING TIME AWAY and only "flip through" a few pages here and there. Alamak, die, like that how to do well for JLPT3. But haiz, nvm, still got 6++ months more.. And also I got from my friend the soft copies of JLPT3 to JLPT1 papers (yr 1991 to yr2006). Wah laoz, seriously, I think I 99% cannot pass JLPT2 the 1st time (which is next yr). I read a passage is "one-word one-word" kind of style, but that shouldn't be the way cuz there's LIMITED TIME and if I do that I probably take like 3 hrs to complete, instead of the given 70min. Luckily JLPT3 is only like "2 paragraphs" kind of passage, so still not that bad. And gosh, I finally understand how to use passive verbs, causative verbs and passive-causative verbs, which took me MANY MANY hours of looking over and over again to understand. BUT THEN AGAIN, after procrastinating for so long, I still haven't go memorise the list of transitive verbs and intransitive verbs. HAIZZZZZZZ, actually is not I don wan to memorise, but I will forget everything like half an hour after I memorise. -_-''' And not to 4get my "beloved" KEIGO which I've been telling myself umpteen times to memorise, BUT STILL HAVEN'T MEMORISE! And I always give myself stupidreasons.

But then again, I can't remember when was the LAST time I have a free day for myself. Since I started work, together with tuition, I've been working everyday (including PUBLIC HOLIDAY like today). And that's on top of 3 hrs of lesson every sat afternoon. Studying Japanese on weekday nights can be quite unproductive becuz I always give stupid reasons like "I-am-very-tired" HAIZ, but the thought of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ simply "forbids" me from wanting to give up the tuition.

Being a spendthrift, I spent like $300 on clothes (bought like 7 t-shirts, 2 bermudas, 1 jeans, sandals, belt etc) 2 weeks ago, last Friday went for hair-cut + dye + hightlight = $150, then on Sunday I gave my friend 19000 YEN (S$250) to help me buy a DS Lite (because she got HUNDREDS of DS Lite games, mostly Japanese games, and also some educational games that can help improve Japanese, which I think I will really need) from Japan as her husband is going Japan this coming Wed, then today I spent another $200 on some IT accessories. THAT'S LIKE $900 IN THE MONTH OF MAY!!!???? Ogosh, no wonder after working SO HARD, trying to earn as much money as possible, I think I'm still very broke. I really must curb my crazy urge to waste money like that, if not I probably won't have much savings for my own pocket money when school starts. Haiz. utterly broke.

Bitching session abt this farking old man in my Jap class who's like 50++???

So just now during break-time, I went to toilet and everything that happened was based on what 2 of my other closer classmates told me. Usually I sat right at the END of the class, which is like just in front of the door of the classroom. Then you know, just like any normal ppl, I will put my bag leaning against the leg of the table, so that means beside my leg there lar, and it DOESN'T in any way seem like a road block.

Then this farking old man, cuz he went back to classroom earlier than me, so while he walked past my table, he actually KICKED my bag quite a distance away from its ORIGINAL position. Mind you, I mean KICKED. So ended up lying flat on the floor lorz. Then my friend who was sitting next to me saw that and gave that "OMG" expression. And apparantly that old man saw that and u know what he do? He said "Sorry" to my friend and then with his LEG, he KICKED MY BAG BACK TO SOMEWHERE NEAR UNDER MY CHAIR.

FARKING HELL? LIN BEI'S BAG FOR YOU TO KICK ONE IZZIT? DOES MY BAG LOOKS LIKE SOME FOOTBALL TO YOU!? NI NAO HIANG... And my 2 friends who saw that was like *Jaws dropped* and couldn't believe how on earth such a person can exist. You kicked ppl's bag, at least have a BASIC COURTESY to use your BLARDY HAND to put back rite? My friends being nice, they helped me to pick my bag up, and put it on my chair till I came back and that's y I was surprised to see my bag on the chair.

You farking cheebye Ojiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisan. So old liao still wan to attend lesson? Don't waste money, perhaps you have Alzehmir's disease and will take 10 yrs to master. Opps.. Or shld I say before you get the chance to master it, you already **Sayounara**?? And farking hell, don give me that "O.. I'm the OLDEST ppl in the class so you all must respect me" FUCK YOU! And LUCKILY WHEN HE KICKED MY BAG, my dictionary was already taken out. If he kciked my bag with my $600 Dictionary inside, I SURE GIVE HIM 1 TIME GOOD ONE!

Ogosh, y this class so many bakas? Fark, I think I shld just self-study..

残業ですね。忙しい、多忙な生活を送る。土曜日に　午前に　授業を教えて、午後に　日本語コースーがある。日曜日に　午前に　授業を教えて、午後に　三時間の授業がある。じゃ、暇な週末の晩が　あるだけ。今様子が　続いたら、病気に　なるでしょう。

では、私の将来のために、一生懸命働きすぎだ。

ごめんなさい、わたしの　文法はよくないです。