Ignore my post below. I've bought this freaking expensive Nokia N76. Finally don have to wait till the end of the year.
And for once I felt abit "touched" by my branch. So on Tuesday it was just like any other day. Everyone was just busy doing their own work. Suddenly one guy turned off light (which I didn't know) and I was kinda pissed n shouted "Fuck man, black out liaoz", and before I know what's happening, my Chief was walking out from MY strong room (okay, it's called strong room but basically it's just a small room that has a thick metallic door to keep all the restriced/confidential/secret documents and that blardy room is basically my room), with a cake with lited candles on it. Initially I was looking around me cuz I thought it was someone's birthday but juz tt I didn't know. Then everyone in my branch just started gathering around me including my bosses and started singing a happy birthday song. Hahaz, I was just so darn touched cuz I did received a few sms-wishings from them on Sunday and I didn't really expect anything much from them either.
And of course, my Birthday wish is just so simple. Hopefully I won't get into any trouble/deep shit during my remaining days till I ORD>.
Okay. Just hope that from now till Chirstmas, I can live everyday peacefully.
Thursday, June 28, 2007
Saturday, June 16, 2007
Nokia N76
My Dream Phone - N76 (Click to enlarge)
Wait till the end of the year and maybe I'll buy it.
Friday, June 15, 2007
SMLJ
Simi Lanjiao?
Seriously, u all want to plan DUTY. FINE! I don care, but can't u all just learn from other units and at least plan in advance so that we all know exactly when we r doing duty?
Today is one of the RARE days I get to go out to despatch, and wtf, I received a call from my branch that this Sunday got guard duty then what put me reserve? I don even know what the FUCK is happening then suddenly just one call like that really spoils my day lar. I also can't be bothered to ask any further. I just said "okay" and hung up. I lazy to find out the details whether some fuckers volunteer my name or watz. But obviously I was just pissed to the max lar, if like that u think multi-tasking izzit? This weekend do duty clerk, then next weekend do guard duty or whatever. Wtf. Like that go burn all my weekends lar, mother fuckers.
Seriously, u all want to plan DUTY. FINE! I don care, but can't u all just learn from other units and at least plan in advance so that we all know exactly when we r doing duty?
Today is one of the RARE days I get to go out to despatch, and wtf, I received a call from my branch that this Sunday got guard duty then what put me reserve? I don even know what the FUCK is happening then suddenly just one call like that really spoils my day lar. I also can't be bothered to ask any further. I just said "okay" and hung up. I lazy to find out the details whether some fuckers volunteer my name or watz. But obviously I was just pissed to the max lar, if like that u think multi-tasking izzit? This weekend do duty clerk, then next weekend do guard duty or whatever. Wtf. Like that go burn all my weekends lar, mother fuckers.
Thursday, June 14, 2007
BAD "OMEN"
Sometimes I DON'T KNOW is it just me or is it just my unit. Some want to go for operation, some want to downgrade, some say want to see counselling liaoz and even 3SG also say he want go see psychiatrist liaoz.
Sometimes I just wonder why ppl can survive through SISPEC or even OCS but they will all just die here.
So is it me or just everyone here?
When "MR TAN" left, everyone was like so HAPPY and it's like end of Occupation kind of feeling. And everyone was just hoping for a BETTER life thereafter.
And like just barely one month this "MR TAN" left come this Mother Fucker. (Nope, this mother fucker obviously not taking over "MR TAN's" position. He just got some more IKAN BILLIS on his arms there. Whatever.
Why must he like CONTROL us like WORST than recruits in BMT? Knn man!? Want to cut 4-2? HELLO!? U okay mahz? Even company line rifleman also never cut 4-2 then u now want all the CLERKs or STOREMANs or whatever to cut 4-2? U crazy arz? Even my S1 and Chief Clerk or Dys1 wants us cut like that, u wan us to cut like that>? U think u big fuck arz?
And obviously he doesn't seem to understand that HQ is a totally different game from Company Line. Frankly speaking, everyone knows that. U have to abide by the HQ style, and don't u like control us like some fuck recruits. And stop threatening us like "If anyone of you dare to defy me, it's equivalent to you knocking youself onto the wall. The wall will stay but you will fall."
GO TO HELL LAR!
And stop saying from NOW onwards everything have to report to you. What MC, med appt, off, leave, REPORT SICK etc etc also must report to you. You think S1, S2, S3, S4, QM, RP, Medical centre is platoon 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 izzit? Wtf!? Everything also want BLACK AND WHITE!? Wah kaoz, then for what fuck we report to Chief Clerk or Dys1 or S1? U think they there for fun izzit>? Afterall, they are higher rank. And don't be cockhead leh. Don't say until what want to "CROSS-TRAIN" us to learn to do duty-clerk, COS and guard duties all at one go? U think u diversifying business izzit? U want clerks go do guard duty then those ah bengs with lots of tatto to be duty clerk? Are you stupid or insane?
And this week the outfield I think he's like asking for a beating lar. Let's just name this fucker "XXX". A conversation between this "XXX" and a 3SG.
XXX: I want you to dig the trench now.
3SG: Sorry XXX, but I am C9L2, I got slipped disc and cannot dig trench. And also the previous "somebody" has said that we all C9L2 will be excused digging trench or route march etc.
XXX: Okay, nvm, then u just dig with your HANDS.
3SG: Huhz...? (Give that stunned look)
XXX: If not you want I give u permission to sit down and DIG since u got slipped disc.
3SG: But.... (wanted to argue back)
XXX: HELLO!? LET ME ASK YOU. DURING WAR TIME WHEN YOUR ENEMY SHOOT YOU, YOU THINK THE BULLET IS GOING STOP RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU AND SAY SINCE YOU ARE PES C9L2, THEN IF WILL FLY SIDEWAY AND HIT YOUR FRIEND WHO IS PES A OR B!!!!!!!??????
3SG: ........................................
Wah laoz. Where got ppl like that one!? Knn man. Then somemore u want ppl to set up CP Toner within 10 minutes, and when u ask ppl set up u go and sleep? GO TO HELL lar. When during first parade u never bother to take part but when CO is there u faster ask the whole Bn HQ stand in attention then go greet him. WAH KAOZ. U SURE KNOW HOW TO CARRY BALLS HOR!?
And your email is disgusting. U shld know that every branch has different working environment and we never bother to mix with other ppl. Stop saying things like "I want the WHOLE HQ to bond like brothers" or wat must have high morale and then sommore say want to plan whole HQ outing together. PLS LAR. You think this is company line izzit>? All the platoons come together for bonding!? Fuck lar.
Sometimes we just don't know he's fucking stupid or insane lar. My S1 told us that both he and the OC(S4) feel that maybe he's still "YOUNG" and got that "PASSION" but will soon give up when he realised that the system in HQ is different from that of Coy Line. He should know that a different approach is required. Haiz. Fucker lar. AND WE ARE LIKE GUINEA PIGS FOR HIM TO EXPERIMENT WITH TILL HE EITHER GIVES UP OR MAYBE HE WILL USE A HARSHER APPROACH IF WE DON'T COMPLY!?
Whatever. This mother fucker simply has incurred anger from all S1 to S4 branch, whether u r Men, or Spec or Warrent Officer or Officer.
You go to hell man.
Sometimes I just wonder why ppl can survive through SISPEC or even OCS but they will all just die here.
So is it me or just everyone here?
When "MR TAN" left, everyone was like so HAPPY and it's like end of Occupation kind of feeling. And everyone was just hoping for a BETTER life thereafter.
And like just barely one month this "MR TAN" left come this Mother Fucker. (Nope, this mother fucker obviously not taking over "MR TAN's" position. He just got some more IKAN BILLIS on his arms there. Whatever.
Why must he like CONTROL us like WORST than recruits in BMT? Knn man!? Want to cut 4-2? HELLO!? U okay mahz? Even company line rifleman also never cut 4-2 then u now want all the CLERKs or STOREMANs or whatever to cut 4-2? U crazy arz? Even my S1 and Chief Clerk or Dys1 wants us cut like that, u wan us to cut like that>? U think u big fuck arz?
And obviously he doesn't seem to understand that HQ is a totally different game from Company Line. Frankly speaking, everyone knows that. U have to abide by the HQ style, and don't u like control us like some fuck recruits. And stop threatening us like "If anyone of you dare to defy me, it's equivalent to you knocking youself onto the wall. The wall will stay but you will fall."
GO TO HELL LAR!
And stop saying from NOW onwards everything have to report to you. What MC, med appt, off, leave, REPORT SICK etc etc also must report to you. You think S1, S2, S3, S4, QM, RP, Medical centre is platoon 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 izzit? Wtf!? Everything also want BLACK AND WHITE!? Wah kaoz, then for what fuck we report to Chief Clerk or Dys1 or S1? U think they there for fun izzit>? Afterall, they are higher rank. And don't be cockhead leh. Don't say until what want to "CROSS-TRAIN" us to learn to do duty-clerk, COS and guard duties all at one go? U think u diversifying business izzit? U want clerks go do guard duty then those ah bengs with lots of tatto to be duty clerk? Are you stupid or insane?
And this week the outfield I think he's like asking for a beating lar. Let's just name this fucker "XXX". A conversation between this "XXX" and a 3SG.
XXX: I want you to dig the trench now.
3SG: Sorry XXX, but I am C9L2, I got slipped disc and cannot dig trench. And also the previous "somebody" has said that we all C9L2 will be excused digging trench or route march etc.
XXX: Okay, nvm, then u just dig with your HANDS.
3SG: Huhz...? (Give that stunned look)
XXX: If not you want I give u permission to sit down and DIG since u got slipped disc.
3SG: But.... (wanted to argue back)
XXX: HELLO!? LET ME ASK YOU. DURING WAR TIME WHEN YOUR ENEMY SHOOT YOU, YOU THINK THE BULLET IS GOING STOP RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU AND SAY SINCE YOU ARE PES C9L2, THEN IF WILL FLY SIDEWAY AND HIT YOUR FRIEND WHO IS PES A OR B!!!!!!!??????
3SG: ........................................
Wah laoz. Where got ppl like that one!? Knn man. Then somemore u want ppl to set up CP Toner within 10 minutes, and when u ask ppl set up u go and sleep? GO TO HELL lar. When during first parade u never bother to take part but when CO is there u faster ask the whole Bn HQ stand in attention then go greet him. WAH KAOZ. U SURE KNOW HOW TO CARRY BALLS HOR!?
And your email is disgusting. U shld know that every branch has different working environment and we never bother to mix with other ppl. Stop saying things like "I want the WHOLE HQ to bond like brothers" or wat must have high morale and then sommore say want to plan whole HQ outing together. PLS LAR. You think this is company line izzit>? All the platoons come together for bonding!? Fuck lar.
Sometimes we just don't know he's fucking stupid or insane lar. My S1 told us that both he and the OC(S4) feel that maybe he's still "YOUNG" and got that "PASSION" but will soon give up when he realised that the system in HQ is different from that of Coy Line. He should know that a different approach is required. Haiz. Fucker lar. AND WE ARE LIKE GUINEA PIGS FOR HIM TO EXPERIMENT WITH TILL HE EITHER GIVES UP OR MAYBE HE WILL USE A HARSHER APPROACH IF WE DON'T COMPLY!?
Whatever. This mother fucker simply has incurred anger from all S1 to S4 branch, whether u r Men, or Spec or Warrent Officer or Officer.
You go to hell man.
Sunday, June 10, 2007
Friday, June 08, 2007
Fuckers
Mother Fuckers, GO TO HELL MAN!!!
So pissed off with certain people. How selfish can they get? Just a few minutes before book out then suddenly say TOMORROW ON A SATURDAY need someone to do duty clerk.
WTF LAR!? Knn, ppl just abt to book out then say this kind of lanjiao thing. Nvm, as the person on duty on Saturday need to go outfield on Sunday morning and so cnt do. Fine. I don't really blame that guy. This kind of last minute thing need to find replacement is unavoidable. So CSM said have to find someone from S1 Branch to cover. FINE! (Note: He say ANYONE)
The MOST pissifying thing is that I don't understand why some people must say "Hmm... Then let's list down who are the people doing DUTY CLERKS then from there see who can do lorz" And at the end of the day there's only 3 people (including ME) available, then what the 3 of us must draw lots or wat BULLSHIT then either one of us must do.
COM'ON LAR!!! Let's look at it this way. Half the branch ppl do duty clerk, half the branch ppl do COS. And fucking hell, I don't understand why duty clerk on average must do ONE WEEKEND + ONE WEEKDAY a month, then COS only like do ONE WEEKDAY a month. This is so farking hell unfair lar. Ever since last year, the no. of ppl doing duty clerks and the no. of ppl doing COS is SO UNBALANCED lar. There are forever much LESSER ppl doing duty clerks compared to COS. And I don't understand why THOSE ppl doing COS cannot do duty clerk lar. It's not as if THEY last time NEVER do duty clerk before. And PLS LORZ<>
And second type of ppl (Actually it's just the SAME OLD people) are just so KNN lar. When they CANNOT finish their own work, they will talk to u NICELY and ask u HELP them. FINE!!!! I mean even though I got my OWN work, but I don't mind putting aside my stuff n help u all.
And this week my S1 wanted me to do some annual donno what thing which he gave me ONE WHOLE MONTH to do, as obviously this is smth that u cannot complete like what within a few days? And obviously when I look at it I know I will take like another 10 yrs to complete? Okay, fine, then my S1 sent an email say please get "XXX" and "XXXX" to help me with this cuz this thingyi will take quite some time. FINE!? I'm NOT the one asking u all to help me.
Well, I know everyone has their own work to do. Whatever. And pls, at least I got the courtesy to ASK whether you are busy with alot of work these few weeks or so, cuz I need them to help me do this thingyi. SERIOUSLY, deep down inside, I know exactly who is TRULY busy doing work and who is ACTUALLY everyday WASTING time clicking mouse and trying to ACT BUSY. Well, it's so farking obvious. I know everyone's job scope, for goodness. Then when I pop that question, SOMEONE can actually think for SO LONG then replied me "Hmm... Ya, actually I got this XXXX and that YYYY to do, quite busy".
You know what? FUCK OFF LAR! U think I will DIE w/o your help meh? Pls lar, I'm just conveying a message from S1 that you HAVE to help me. But at the end of the day, I will die die still be able to complete this thingyi WITHOUT anyone's help. If u don't want to help, just say outright lar.
And note: DON'T EVER ASK ME TO DO ANY SHIT FOR YOU AGAIN EVER OKAY!? FUCK! Perhaps from NOW onwards I MUST draw lines and ANYTHING NOT related to DOCUMENTATION I should just FUCK CARE lar. Knn.
GO TO HELL LAR!!!!!
So pissed off with certain people. How selfish can they get? Just a few minutes before book out then suddenly say TOMORROW ON A SATURDAY need someone to do duty clerk.
WTF LAR!? Knn, ppl just abt to book out then say this kind of lanjiao thing. Nvm, as the person on duty on Saturday need to go outfield on Sunday morning and so cnt do. Fine. I don't really blame that guy. This kind of last minute thing need to find replacement is unavoidable. So CSM said have to find someone from S1 Branch to cover. FINE! (Note: He say ANYONE)
The MOST pissifying thing is that I don't understand why some people must say "Hmm... Then let's list down who are the people doing DUTY CLERKS then from there see who can do lorz" And at the end of the day there's only 3 people (including ME) available, then what the 3 of us must draw lots or wat BULLSHIT then either one of us must do.
COM'ON LAR!!! Let's look at it this way. Half the branch ppl do duty clerk, half the branch ppl do COS. And fucking hell, I don't understand why duty clerk on average must do ONE WEEKEND + ONE WEEKDAY a month, then COS only like do ONE WEEKDAY a month. This is so farking hell unfair lar. Ever since last year, the no. of ppl doing duty clerks and the no. of ppl doing COS is SO UNBALANCED lar. There are forever much LESSER ppl doing duty clerks compared to COS. And I don't understand why THOSE ppl doing COS cannot do duty clerk lar. It's not as if THEY last time NEVER do duty clerk before. And PLS LORZ<>
And second type of ppl (Actually it's just the SAME OLD people) are just so KNN lar. When they CANNOT finish their own work, they will talk to u NICELY and ask u HELP them. FINE!!!! I mean even though I got my OWN work, but I don't mind putting aside my stuff n help u all.
And this week my S1 wanted me to do some annual donno what thing which he gave me ONE WHOLE MONTH to do, as obviously this is smth that u cannot complete like what within a few days? And obviously when I look at it I know I will take like another 10 yrs to complete? Okay, fine, then my S1 sent an email say please get "XXX" and "XXXX" to help me with this cuz this thingyi will take quite some time. FINE!? I'm NOT the one asking u all to help me.
Well, I know everyone has their own work to do. Whatever. And pls, at least I got the courtesy to ASK whether you are busy with alot of work these few weeks or so, cuz I need them to help me do this thingyi. SERIOUSLY, deep down inside, I know exactly who is TRULY busy doing work and who is ACTUALLY everyday WASTING time clicking mouse and trying to ACT BUSY. Well, it's so farking obvious. I know everyone's job scope, for goodness. Then when I pop that question, SOMEONE can actually think for SO LONG then replied me "Hmm... Ya, actually I got this XXXX and that YYYY to do, quite busy".
You know what? FUCK OFF LAR! U think I will DIE w/o your help meh? Pls lar, I'm just conveying a message from S1 that you HAVE to help me. But at the end of the day, I will die die still be able to complete this thingyi WITHOUT anyone's help. If u don't want to help, just say outright lar.
And note: DON'T EVER ASK ME TO DO ANY SHIT FOR YOU AGAIN EVER OKAY!? FUCK! Perhaps from NOW onwards I MUST draw lines and ANYTHING NOT related to DOCUMENTATION I should just FUCK CARE lar. Knn.
GO TO HELL LAR!!!!!
Saturday, June 02, 2007
Haiz. I just feel so feverish and SICK today. And yet I have DUTY tomorrow. Fuck. And worst is when I look at who are the other duty personnels doing duty with me on the same day, it's just so @#$%^&@#$%^& lar. All the i-dots man.
Feel so TEMPTED to change duty with my friend to do my duty tml so I do on some other sunday duty. But haiz, 4get abt it, don feel like making so much trouble. In 4 SIR, it's just so blardy hard to change duty especially since it's so last minute liaoz. I doubt anyone will also want to change. Whatever lar, I shall just SLEEP the whole day tml and don care if the DO or BOS is gonna fuck me for that. Anyway, it's not that they never fuck me upside down b4. Haiz, SUAY to do duty on 3rd June 2007. Kns.
Feel so TEMPTED to change duty with my friend to do my duty tml so I do on some other sunday duty. But haiz, 4get abt it, don feel like making so much trouble. In 4 SIR, it's just so blardy hard to change duty especially since it's so last minute liaoz. I doubt anyone will also want to change. Whatever lar, I shall just SLEEP the whole day tml and don care if the DO or BOS is gonna fuck me for that. Anyway, it's not that they never fuck me upside down b4. Haiz, SUAY to do duty on 3rd June 2007. Kns.
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