Arrowing....

Yesterday I watched "Just follow Law" VCD by Fann Wong and Gurmit Singh in my branch computer together with my branch ppl, and I think it's really a funny yet realistic show abt how the government sector works lar. Being quite evil, we will "match-made" every character in the movie to "somebody" in my unit, based on their working style and stuff. Example, the "PO fessionalism" (from po lam pa a.k.a book lickers) we can almost instantly linked to "somebody" arz.

Initially when I started using issac card, I have always wondered why my superiors will constantly remind me to "CC" to whoever and whoever although the email has NOTHING to do with these group of people involved. I will think why can't I just send email to the relevant ppl under "To" and not need to CC to those irrelevant ppl. Now I know why.

"CC" is perceived as "Cover Cahceng" (cover backside) and BCC stands for "Better cover cahceng" (Better cover backside). If u don't CC to ppl, those ppl UP THERE will think that u r not working and will penalise u on that. Hence, now I learnt a VALUABLE lesson of "CC" emails to MANY MANY ppl that are seriously not relevant to the emails at all, and the sole purpose is just to tell the WHOLE world that YOU ARE ACTUALLY DOING WORK. Gosh.

And another thing about emails is the "ARROWING" part. If u ever watch that show, then the part where lots of arrows just keep flying around whenever someone sends an email. For example, whenever there's a PROBLEM, the so-called "directors" of each BRANCH (**hint**hint**) will start sending email and pushing blame to the head of other BRANCHES (sounds familiar again) and then finally all these emails (ARROWS) will eventually end up in the BOSS's computer.... (Ahem, reminds me of the TERROR days in the past) and then finally the BOSS will "merge" all the small arrows into one BIG arrow and then FIRE off into a small fry in the company (that sounds like us) and eventually the employee just DIED due to the BIG arrow.

Oyaz, and there was one IMPORTANT LESSON that they teach, which is never to skip the chain of command, and if u ever break that rule, u will just die horribly lar. This is just so FARKING true lar. Always report to ur immediate superior, if cannot then report to ur next immediate superior and so forth, and I swear it's just suicidal if u skip that command as I've seen LIVE examples of how some ppl "died" w/o them knowing how they die. Haiz, I think maybe one GOOD thing about the Army is that it gives me how the "REAL WORLD" is like when I work outside next time in a few years down the road. Then some of the "scheming tactics" will come into play and have to learn how to play along the LOOPEHOLES of the RULES AND REGULATIONS.

I also donno why I'm talking abt this, but that show is like just so fantastic lar. Hahaz, really worth watching, And seriously, I doubt this only happens in the govt sector. I guess private sector also like that lar.

36 weeks or so, and I'm still counting down.

And I'm finally able to find a school that I can enrol into. Starting on 4th June, once a week on every Monday night. Alas, I feel that I'm not gonna waste any more time on @#$%^&* NS. And it is a 10 weeks course till I decide whether I want to continue anotz. Actually now I also broke lar, spent so much money on PSP liaoz, piangz.

And starting next week is ALERT RED which will end at around National Day that period. OMFG lar. Although this time I'm not taking part since I have taken part already the previous round (and it was an utter WASTE of time), it is still so sianz that have to do so much preparations. HaiZzzZz..... Okay lar, I have SLACKED too much ever since I come back from Taiwan, although Audit and preparations for Highnoon were like fuck, I think it's only fair that we can "rest" abit first before the start of another major event: Alert Red. Haiz, SIanzZzzz lar.

With my beloved PSP and Japanese class now, hopefully time can pass "abit" faster.

Finally I can type a proper entry after so many ERRORS trying to enter blogspot a couple of times back.

I know this is quite dumb. But I actually bought a ............................ *TA-DA* PSP on Wednesday.

Reason? Because Army is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SIANZ that u r so desperate to find "smth" to do and especially during Weekend duties whereby u swear u will be bored to tears if u didn't bring anything.

Whatever it is, I've bought it and is meant to last me for the remaining 263 days.

And next, yesterday I nearly FREAKED out while sitting my friend's car who just got his license and gosh, now I understand y Singapore got so many car accidents. And for the first time I drink I think spelled as "Tequila" or watever u call that, is like so @#$%^&*@#$%^& lar. Kns, is like sh*t man. But good thing of having drivers around is that they will end up giving u their drink coupons becuase they shouldn't be DRINKING while driving. Erm... But then again, haiz, sometimes it's just so demn blardy scary when "young" ppl drive.

And for my Japanese Language class, due to my laziness and mainly my horrendous language ability, I've decided to downgrade to take JLPT4 instead of JLPT3 end of this yr, with me starting my JLPT3 class in Jan 2008 bahz. And seriously, I also don have much motivation to study much lar. Kns, with my PSP now, I also won't have much time lar. But then I think so far I only covered maybe 70% of my JLPT4 syllabus, so in the end now still must study abit more. At least I have like SIX MONTHS to take my own sweet time to study.

Haiz. I getting really really really SIANZ of Army liaoz. Just hope the remaining 9 months can pass like "amazingly" FAST and faster ORD...................... zZzZzZzzz

Booking of Tests...

So today I went to book 2 tests!

First is my upcoming Bunka Intermediate 2 placement test this coming Wednesday. Wellz, 30 minutes written test and 15 min Oral test. Wtf, I've a feeling I'm gonna flunk it. Whatever lar hor, today n tml juz mug n mug then Wednesday juz vomit everything out. Bleahz.

And next is I went down to CDC to book my Basic Theory Test on 9th July(Monday). Haiz, still a long way to go. I think by the time I can take my driving practical test is already Mid 2008 lar. Haiz, sianz. But nvm lar, before uni starts can get my driving license can liaoz.

Haiz, now I juz feel short of cash lar. Piangz... so many courses to attend...

So now I juz wish that I won't be speaking alien language to the examiner on Wed.... And hopefully no glaring grammatical mistakes as well....

Continue with "Ni-hon-go"

So ever since I came back on Tuesday, I've been immersing myself in TEXTBOOKS. O yes, elementary Japanese textbooks. Sometimes I feel that I'm just so retarded when comes to language, and I always assume that all I need to do is to "memorise" everything and that's it. Bleahz, how wrong can that be!? I can't even get SIMPLE basic grammar facts right, like that how to proceed onto higher levels?

And staying at home to study will only end up me using the comp most of the time. -_-''' Hence, perhaps it's time I start going Airport or Library and blend into the crowd of students mugging intensively for theirs exams.

And whatever is the case, now my aim is by Mid-June I will finish up to lesson25 of "Minna No Nihongo" book and then I will start enrolling for lesson liaoz. If not I think I sure donno what the hell I'm learning. So for this upcoming 6 to 7 weeks, it'll be INTENSIVE mugging until I can master till lesson25 before I can "proudly" apply for evaluation test of Bunka Intermediate 2 course. Muwhahahaz. Hope by then I won't screw things up.

Life Sucks

I've been coughing non-stop ever since I come back Singapore. Vomitted a few times. But I just can't be bothered to see a doctor. Haiz.

I just feel so weak and sick lar. Haiz. But I believe that is not the main problem. I just feel lousy deep in within. Life's such a struggle living a lifestyle which u just hate so much. Frankly speaking, I do admit I'm a loner in my unit. There just isn't someone in my unit whom I can confide my problems in. And the thought of having to interact and see some people EVERYDAY just makes me feel sick. Life is just so miserable when u realised u have to keep everything to urself and not let it out loud. Deep inside, I just feel lonely and miserable and farked up lar.

Life sucks. I wish I can just sleep forever and never wake up.

Thank you S1 Branch

Back in S'pore after 29 days in Taiwan. And I'm left with 295 days till I ORD. Haiz.

Seriously, I just can't stand working with some people lar. Okay, I don't care whether anyone in my S1 Branch is gonna read my blog. U know what? Fuck it. I just want to let this out in my blog and don give a shit if u people ever read it.

Yes, on the very last day S1 called for an unusual Branch meeting and want us to settle our disputes. I know I sure do act cold and problematic to u people. Pls don't assume that just beacuse I say "Sir, my problem has nothing to do witht the branch. The problems lie in me" will mean that YOU people are innocent? **PUKE**!! I just don't wish to make things miserable for both parties. And yes, when u people want to talk bad abt ppl, pls don assume that other ppl r asleep already. When u wan to talk bad abt ppl in the toilet, pls check that the person is not in the cubicle. Sometimes perhaps I just want to thank you people on letting me know how u ppl think of me. Thanks arz.

You all really think I enjoy working with u all meh? PLS LAR. I'm only trying to make my remaining 10 months in 4SIR less misrable lar. Minus one month of clearing leave and off, left 9 months. If this is not ARMY I swear I sure blow my top off onto u ppl lar. Yes, Army really test my patience and limits to the maximum. You people, whom I used to call "f-r-i-e-n-d-s" are just a bunch of LOSERs in my eyes now. Yes, I look down and despise all of you. The sight of you people just irks me and make my blood boil. I will just treat you people as INVISIBLE men for the next 9 months or so. Seriously, I don't know how on earth next time I'm gonna tolerate staying in the office the WHOLE day working with you people.

Don't worry. I would just pretend nth has happened and continue to "work" with you ppl. Take it as a good training for me when I go n work in the corporate world in the near future. Thank you S1 branch for such an opportunity to stretch my limits to the max.

All right, today marks my 18th day in Taiwan. I still have 11 days more before I go back Singapore. Now i'm at my camp's cookhouse using some shitty computer that allow me to use Internet for 15min at NT10 (S$0.50). Piangz, I think I spent too much money already. Where on earth got people like spend about to S$100 just on "Ninja van" food 1!?

Wah kaoz, I think I've been eating way TOO MUCH that I'm suspecting I've gained like 5kg compared to before I left for Taiwan. The food from the Ninja van are demn nice lar. Large, crispy "Zha Ji Pa", "Tian Bu La", "Jian Bing" and alot more. No wonder some ppl say we don't lose weight when we come to Taiwan.

And finally I've done all that I need to do for the R&R. Hotel allocation, Bus allocation, meal table seating allocation and plane seating allocation. Phew, finally me and my friend finished them all. Now just tahan 7 more days before off we got to KaoShiung for our R&R!!!

But then again, I think temperature can be freezing out there at night, with the temp dropping as low as 12 deg cel, according to the officers. That's like HELLO!?... It's demn blardy cold when the wind blows lar. Okay lar, although the temp cannot be compared to that in Japan winter, but it's still quite inbearable especially when u only wear your no.4 uniform. Bleahz. At least it's better than the hot weather in SIngapore.

And surprisingly, I don't feel home-sick as what I've expected initially before I came. Indeed, time flies over here as you are kept busy doing all the sai-kang. Although feelings of sianzness may come especially during weekends when u will be thinking "what the fark I'm doing here". I think I will miss the training in Taiwan. At least it's 100000000000000000 times better than back in Singapore. Going back Singapore just makes me feel "SIANZ" lar. How I wish for an overseas posting to Taiwan. But fark, I'm already a second yr soldier and I think the chance is demn low arz. Nvm, perhaps I will try to appeal for a min. 6 months posting to Taiwan if possible. But haiz, thinking how FARK my unit is at retaining people from posting out is just so @#$TY#$%^ lar. What to do... Suck thumb and tahan for another 10 more months bahz.

Japanese Citizenship and PR

Okay, I got these info from: http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Japanese_Immigration_Law

Permanent residency
Permanent residency (永住権 eijuken) is the strongest form of landing permission, granting the bearer the right to live and work in Japan indefinitely. It must be applied for and obtained within Japan, generally after five to ten years of continuous residency there.

One major advantage of permanent residency is that financial institutions often deny loans to foreigners who are not permanent residents.

And now comes to "Naturalization". In case some of u donno the meaning of Naturalization, pls see : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naturalization

In law, naturalization refers to an act whereby a person acquires a citizenship different from that person's citizenship at birth. Naturalization is most commonly associated with economic migrants or refugees who have immigrated to a country and resided there as aliens, and who have voluntarily and actively chosen to become citizens of that country after meeting specific requirements.

Aiyaz, in short means change citizenship lorz.

Naturalization

The criteria for naturalization are provided in Articles 4 through 10 of the Nationality Law:
1) Continuous residence in Japan for five years or more
2) At least 20 years old and otherwise legally competent
3) History of good behavior generally, and no past history of seditious behavior
4) Sufficient capital or skills, either personally or within family, to support oneself
5) Stateless or willing to renounce foreign citizenship

The Minister of Justice must approve all applications for naturalization. Review of an application generally takes about one year.

In the past, the "good behavior" requirement has been used to deny or severely delay many naturalization applications, particularly from Chinese and Koreans.

I'm getting abit HIGH liaoz.

Then I went on to search a few more websites and found this:

If you are a person from a country outside Japan, you have to reside in Japan for five years consecutively to make yourself entitled for the citizenship of Japan. The five years duration can be reduced if you are married to a citizen of Japan. There are some other requirements also that you will know when you contact them.

WAHAHAZ!

Okay, take it that I stick to my dream of going to Japan at the age of 28, then that means I would only attain my PR or citizenship status if I turn 32 or 33.

Which is UNLESS.....

I go marry a Japanese girl then I may attain it much faster, perhaps by the age of 30 or 31?

Reading such things really keep me demn high lar. I seriously donno what to say. I know I still have about 1 year of NS to go, but with such thoughts running through my brain really give me morale BOOST all the way lar! SOmetimes I just try to "deceive" myself that going thru 2 yrs of shit right now, for a greater future ahead. O my... I think I wanna go MAD liaoz.

What is one month of shit in Taiwan, as compared to doing what I enjoy 10 years down the road? What is one more year of being fucked by lowly-educated idiots, as compared to be able to work in a BIG MNC and interacting with people of... higher social class?

I think I have told some of my friends about my dream.

I want to work in a big MNC. I want to wear business suit, tie, shiny leather shoes and carry briefcase to work everyday. For some of you who got watch those Japanese/korean/taiwanese drama, where those businessman got their own office. I want to be like that!!!

Not that all these are impossible in Singapore. But I've never thought of establishing my career in Singapore.

I want to be able to comprehend Japanese songs without looking at their romanji-translated lyrics. I want to be able to watch Japanese movie without having to look at the Eng/Chi subtitles. I want to be able to speak to Japanese people without speaking half-fucked Japanese, such that they don't understand. I want to read Japanese newspaper without any difficulty. I can easily tune in to Japanese FM and able to comprehend every word they say. When I switch on my TV, I can easily understand what the show is talking about.

Simply, I want to speak and use Japanese in my everyday life.

I hope this desire, this dream, this passion will keep me going... At least till I ORD in 11 months time.

With that, this shall be my last post till I return back from ROC on 17th April. Haiz, I'll miss blogging.

BoBo all the WAY!

I'm such a SUPER BOBO shooter lar. Piangz, don't what to say. I think my eyes really got problems. Initially I got 5/16 for my day shoot.

YAZ! NoT EvEN ONE THIRD OF THE SCORE LORZ. I THINK I MUST GO FOR SOME EYE SURGERY SOON LORZ.

Wah kaoz, even my dys1 say I think I should just forgo my night shot, like quite hard to pass lorz.

I was thinking likewise also.

Then came night shot. I got 10/12. WAHAHAZ, so in total I got 15/28, and so I passed! Okay lar, I think I have day blindness, but not night blindness. (Actually, because I asked my left and right shooters to SHOOT my lane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Whatever lar, can pass can liaoz. I know I really SUCKED at shooting.

Finally some ASSHOLE already left for Taiwan yesterday, becuase he's in the advance party. Thank God I can have some PEACE in the mind at least till Monday when I see him in Taiwan again.

3 more days left in SIngapore.

Haiz.

Haiz.

8 more days to ROC. Don't know what to say. For some reason, I don't really look forward to it. Going there and everyday have to see some SICKENING faces that turns me off. Still must see the blardy moods of some idiots and get fucked for no apparant reasons.

Fuck it.

Still got 333 more days.

Endure bahz.

Fuck your mother

CHARGE!? YOU WANT TO CHARGE ME FOR.....AW*L!?

COM'ON LAR!!! I'M NOT LIKE SOME FARKING DUMBASS THERE WHO'LL JUST KEEP MUM WHEN TREATED UNFAIRLY AND TO BE SLAUGHTER BY YOU PEOPLE!?

GO TO HELL MAN!!

It took us like 3 weeks to SEARCH and PASTE like close to 2000 photos (each person 4 photos) and NOW you want us to RE-DO EVERYTHING within 3 days!?

FUCK YOU!!!

I spend so much time and effort in doing this stupid thingyi, making me stay back whereby the rest of the battalion all went back home early. Then during CNY I still make the effort to bring back the photos to sort them out?

FUCK YOU!!!

And today somebody keep mentioning "if you ever say that to me, then I'm gonna give u 2 FARKING TIGHT SLAPS......"

FUCK YOU!!!

I thought I can took off on Monday and so that I can go for my med appt. in peace on Tuesday. But thanks to you ppl that make my life so miserable.

FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!

I'm simply pissed pissed pissed to the max this whole week.

Back tO Normal

As usual, this year's CNY is nth special compared to previous years 1. I think all I do is to sit at one corner of my grandmother's house and keep watching SCV movies the whole day. Other than the usual "Hello! Happy new yr!" with a handshake with my relatives, I basically didn't even talk to anybody. Other than the fact that they started gambling in the late afternoon, and perhaps we gamble only like 2 hrs or so before I left. And shucks, I think my gambling luck is super duper low this yr. Manz, this sucks. Nvm, it's just a form of entertainment and somemore only gamble once a yr. Bleahz.

I guess I'm juz too "engrossed" in the fact I'm still serving NS and that I still got like..... 352 days to ORD!? Fark. I just can't wait to get the fark out of NS lar. Piangz. So fast the end of this LONG holiday liaoz, tml night have to book in. Haiz, SIANZ to the max. Just the thought of having to see BABOON everyday makes me feel sick.

SIanz.

Anyone wans to gamble!?

CNY !?

This week's quite "happening".

Piangz, I went for the outfield WITHOUT knowing what the fark am I going there for, and what am I suppose to do. Only thing is just to set up CP toner. Full-stop.

Oh my... Went there only to be treated as blangadeshi workers to carry heavy stores from one toner to the other. I seriously donno what the hell C9L2 personnels are doing all these nonsense lar. Wah kaoz, it's not easy to keep setting up and closing the CP toner when u keep moving from one location to the other lar. And I didn't know we have to do what pioneer platoon ppl are supposed to do lar. From 6am to 8am trying to dismantle the constatina wire, and roll them up and carry from one point to the toner which is some distance away. Fark man!! Why is C9L2 ppl doing all these SHIT!?

And comes night time. Fark...need to do sentry duty. And I did TWO in one night, from 1am till 2am, and then 5am till 6am. And the remaining time I was just busy scratching my skin after being bitten by God knows how many mosquitoes. Even my HQ Specialists all said they are dying doing all these work, and their ASLC even not as xiong as this arz. This outfield was TOTALLY madness. I think the amount of load that we keep carrying around is equals to strength training X10.

Kaoz. This is farked-up lar.

Then today every1 went back at 1030am, I only left camp at 7pm just to do some stupid highnoon photos and chi names. Wah kaoz, sucks big time man!

This yr's Chinese New Yr is definitely the WORST I'm ever spending. I still must bring back all the photos back home to sort them out. Wtf lar. Ppl celebrate CNY and yet I will be burying myself with these work. Argz...Fark man! What have I done to be in this farked-up unit!?

I'm not even in the mood for wat CNY celebration. My mind is simply flooded with all the highnoon admin work tt needs to be done.

JaPaN, JaPaN, JaPaN!!!!

For the past few days I've been searching high and low for all the possible schools in Japan that offer Japanese Language courses. Perhaps like some websites said, I shld just try to tap on all the possible opportunities in Singapore to learn as much basic Japanese as possible before going abroad to study. Mainly it's because it saves ALOT of money lar. It can cost like 8 times MORE expensive to study the SAME course in Japan than in Singapore. And not forgetting the accomodation and lodging u need to pay urself. O man...tt's like gonna cost a bomb. And so every now and then, I will use my calculator and start tabulating the costs of various needs, until my parents and sis are so curious wat on earth am I calculating.

However, I realised that studying a foreign language in Singapore may not be as "efficient" as compared to studying in the native country. I mean com'on lar, if let's say I study Japanese in Singapore. I only get to practise the language for tt pathetic 2 to 3 hours PER WEEK, and the rest of the time I'll be back to speaking Chinese and SInglish n watever. Like some website put it, it will greatly improve ur learning ability if u study in the native country, because u will be under "pressure" to use the language in your everyday lifestyle, and able to practise it anywhere and anytime u travel. You get to write, listen, speak and read in the native language very often, and I believe this is how one can get to learn a language better. Okay lar, I admit my language learning ability sucks, from the horrendous english n chinese I've been speaking for the past 10++ years, and that makes me worry even more abt my ability to learn Japanese if I study it in SIngapore. So is a choice of whether u wan to save on the time or money. Save time and u go Japan to study intensive course, if not u save money and then stay in Singapore to study.

Hence, after MUCH thinking and consideration, I think I've made up my mind. Perhaps I shld just try to get a minimum JLPT1 or JLPT2 in SIngapore before I even think of going abroad to study. Erm... In case u r wondering wat's JLPT1, it's equivalent to that of AO-level Japanese and JLPT2 is about O-level Japanese, and is one of the pre-requsite to study tertiary education in Japan. However, I know that's gonna take me at least 2 to 3 yrs studying in Singapore before I can reach that level.

Okay, let's look at things this way. Upon graduation from uni at the age of 24, I should just quickly find an accounting Job in one of the Big4 firms and work for min. 2.5 yrs to 3 yrs in order to get the experience to become a certified accountant in Singapore. And at the same time I should make use of this period of time to enrol in part time Japanese courses that shld be able to get me a min. JLPT1 cert. Upon reaching the age of 27, I should have been able to save up enough money and learn enough BASIC Japanese for me to go abroad to continue to study advance Business Japanese in Japan, and at the same time look for a decent Job and settle down in Japan. If I'm lucky enough, I may even get the opportunity to be sent overseas to work, since MNCs usually require lots of travelling. Man... That will be too good to be true if I can ever land myself an overseas posting to go Japan to work.

Piangz. I made my LIFE PLAN sounds so plain-sailing and stuff. I talk until like so fairy-tale story like that. Wah kaoz, WEIYANG!!! WAKE UP LARZ!!! U MUST WORK HARD TO FUIFILL YOUR GOAL!! DON'T JUST SAY AND SAY AND THEN 'NATO'. (NATO = NO ACTION, TALK ONLY) U BLARDY HELL GET REALISTIC AND PRACTICAL IF U WAN ALL THESE TO COME TRUE. DON'T JUST SIT BACK AND BE A 'NUA-STER' AND ROT YOUR LIFE DOING NOTHING!!!!

Okay, the above paragraph serves as a REMINDER for me on wat I've promised myself I will work hard for. Hope that one day down the road, should I ever get swayed and start giving up, may I refer back to this entry to prick my conscience on what I've ever dream and said before on this date.

FARKED UP "MR BOON"

Okay, let's just face it. This is gonna be a bitching session which really pisses me off and all my branch ppl off.

I think last week was one of the most xiong week for preparation for audit. I booked out on Fri night, booked in next day Sat morning then worked until sat night 11pm go sleep, and then worked the WHOLE sunday from morn till night, before I finally finished my documentaion.

And the real examination came on Monday. Before my HR audit started at 9am, this MR BOON gave us an "opening speech". And I swear I nearly puked when I heard his words. Omg, so FAKE lar, u think we all 3 yrs old kid izzit. Wtf. Okay, I could remember some of the words he said, such as:

"I know u people have put in MUCH effort for this coming Audit. However, the real exam has come. I know some of you are not prepared for it yet, but NVM, I am NOT CONCERNED about the outcome. Before the auditors check, maybe u just declare what fault do u have. Do not try to smoke your way out. You know, I DON'T LIKE to CHRAGE people who have their heart for the unit, but left me with no choice but to really CHARGE you. Like I said, HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY. Don't try to BEND BACKWARDS or whatsoever." Okay, it's just something along those lines.

Then the audit took place from morning till afternoon. Okay lar, I also can't disclose much in case SAF intends to sue me for leaking out secret information. Whatever fark, I also have no interest in the info. Anyway, my branch has done our best for this audit.

Okay, here comes the part whereby all of us feel PISSED by this "MR BOON". At the end of the Audit for the debrief, all us have to come together, with the auditors, and this "MR BOON", whereby the auditors will brief us on all the mistakes and errors that they found in this audit. Then whether the mistakes are big enough to minus points or izzit small enough to juz close one eye lar. Then actually we can debate our way thru if we wan to argue, but apprantly we ain't senior enough to dare to do such thing. Whatever it is. The auditors actually mentioned that MAJORITY of the mistakes are quite minor, so actually can put them under "Areas for Improvement"(AFI), so that means NO NEED to minus marks one lorz.

Then guess what?

In normal circumstances, usually the "BOSS" will help to fight for our own unit. But this MR BOON, is juz the opposite lar. He WANTS the audiors to PUT BACK all the errors under "Areas for Improvement" back into "Observations" (meaning will minus marks if under observation).

Wtf rite!?

If he doesn't want to help my branch. So be it lar. Actually it's not that we "xi han" his sympathy or whatsoever. The ironic part comes into play. When the audiots left the unit, that MR BOON gave my S1 and Chief one GOOD fuck, and for goodness, he actually asked my S1 to go call the auditors the next day to beg for them for leniency and put the errors back to "AFI" so that we won't get deducted that many marks. Fark lorz, what a blardy hypocrite.

Nvm, and that's halfway through the story.

Then on Wednesday, he sent an email to ALL the audiors and chief clerks from other units, and obviously to us also, and that email is so disgusting lar. Obviously the former part of the letter is for auditors, and the latter part for my branch ppl.

"
Dear auditors, would u mind sending me a soft copy of ALL the mistakes there were found out during the audit?
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I realised that our unit's health status is not very healthy, indeed. There's much much more to be improved. I would need to do use medicine to CURE our status, so as to get rid of all the DIESASES and VIRUS.
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I want an explanation of ALL the faults during audit within ONE week. If it is due to systematic errors, then I can understand. However, if it is due to HUMAN errors, then I will not HESITATE to put in BIG STICK...."

Sometimes I wonder if he is dumb or wat lar. Pls lorz, if it is EVER due to systematic errors, then we won't even need to plea to the audiots watz, and obviously like that they also know that it's not our fault, and won't record them down.

BUT HUMAN ERRORS????????

Firstly, U SOUND AS IF YOU NEVER KNOW THAT MY BRANCH ALREADY QUITE FARKED-UP since many yrs back lar. If u look at the record, my unit always get last or 2nd last unit in Singapore 1 lorz. I mean pls lar, if ur sec sch is the LAST in Singapore, then ur sch principal suddenly said wants to aim to thrash RI or RGS, u as a student of tt sch confirm will feel 'pek cek' to have such LAME goal lar. And at least in MOE, they still got GOOD PROGRESS AWARD or smth like that lar. Even though u r not the top, if u made a significant improvement, then at least ppl recognised u for ur hard work. Haiz. Nvm, forget it.

Hello....... YOU NEVER MAKE ANY MISTAKES BEFORE IN YOUR LIFE MEH? Wah kaoz, I also doubt all the other S1 Branch in ALL other units in Singapore get 100% lar. Then it's not as if the "king of the unit" will demand them to explain why didn't they get PERFECT score. If you never get FULL MARKS for ur examination, then your teacher asked u to explain why u made all the errors, u also confirm think that teacher is insane lar.

And u say u wan to put in BIG STICK? O pls lar, u ever since before the audit, u have been threatening us that if we screw up this audit, u will punish us one lar. I think now God has granted u your wish lorz, U can make use of this chance to get rid of us in one go. Then like that no one will ever stand in your way lar. U want to get rid of all the "VIRUS and DISEASES" like us rite? If this is not Army, I think even u pay me $10000 a month, I rather quit then to see your stuck-up face everyday lorz.

Don't u ppl think this "MR BOON" is so farked up?

And u think u r GOD or CHIEF OF ARMY izzit? Pls lorz, who do u think u r to say u wan ppl to leave the army just like that. This year will be my chief's 25th year in the army liaoz. She work in army, I think u still in pri sch lorz. And who do u think u r to want my S1 to go Ops, and become OC instead of PXO? Wah kaoz, WAKE UP UR IDEA LAR. Not everything GOES your way okay!

In case and SAF ppl wanna CHARGE or SUE me for anything....

READ THIS:

I NEVER MENTION A SINGLE BIT OF ARMY INFORMATION HOR! THIS WHOLE ENTRY IS JUST A SIMPLE BITCHING SESSION ABOUT THIS ONE GUY. AND I NEVER MENTION WHO THE HELL HE IS, AND ALSO ANYTHING THAT WILL PUT SAF AT RISK HORZ. SO DON'T SAY WHAT SLANDER OR WHAT FARK ARZ!>

Haiz, can the Audit faster END!? Piangz, still must wait till 29th Jan. So sianz. I'm juz so sick of checking stuff over and over again, only to realise that there ARE still mistakes here n there. Guess I'm juz too careless arz. But whatever, I think at the most get farked by Ah Boon then after that OUT he go from 4SIR!

Using my boss's personal's office comp is so fun arz. The moment he goes home, I will be one of the first few to dash to use his comp w/o any1 watching since the rest are all outside. But then once a while some idiots will obviously come and disturb. And have restriction to many websites like FRIENDSTER (which I donno y), I've only resort to blogs and MSN to keep myself entertained.

Talking about blogging, I realised that nowadays, me and my friends will go to Wendy's(xiaxue) blog and keep reading it. Guess we r just TOO bored arz. But seriosuly, after watching so many LAME episodes of "Girls Out Loud" every Mon night 10pm, host by Wendy and Rosalyn, I guess we r juz starting to get "used" to the style she use in communicating with ppl. Although many ppl may say that she's too "bitchY" or "sLutty" or what have u, I guess she's still okay afterall. (Nope, I'm not being bias) Instead, I guess I quite admire she can be so frank and BITCH abt ppl so openly although there are like tens of thousands of people reading her blog everyday. Lolx.. Okay, enough of her, in case any1 thinks that I'm ATTRACTED to her. Like I said, I juz find her okay with an unique style.

Haiz, so boring lar. Life's so sianz....................

Haiz.

I'm in such a dilemma.

Should I or Should not go to Taiwan?

Some say shld go as it's an experience, but then some juz told me it's a waste of time to go there. But it's so demn long lar. 34 days. And I go there is MAINLY to do "sai kang" lorz, as what my officer has told me. Right now I think I can ask one person to substitue me arz, since my chief clerk wants me to stay back in Singapore to help her. And from what I heard from those who had gone to Brunei last month, that Ah Boon eveyday also keep farking all the battalion HQ ppl. Wtf lar, until alot of ppl there so pissed off with him. So if I go there also 100% confirm everyday kana disturb by him 1. Haiz. so sucks lar.

ARGZ!!! I donno lar! Sure decide tml lar!

I was reading an article abt lasik surgery in Singapore a few days ago n I juz feel so TEMPTED to go for tt operation lar. Apparantly it costs typically between $3K to $4K bahz, for both eyes (I also donno y they wan to charge based on PER eye, which is dumb in my opinion). Okay lar, the price is reasonable I feel, at least it FREES u from wearing contact lens/glasses perm for the rest of ur life unless u get short-sighted again.

So I started searching the net for all the available clinics tt offer Lasik Surgery. HmM.. most r around the same price lar, so I juz hope tt I will be able to go for tt before I start uni in 2008. Maybe after I ORD but before sch starts. Although my parents have agreed to sponser me, but I think I shld also start saving some $$$ lar. Maybe I pay 1K to 2K and ask my parents to pay the remaining. But looking at my PATHETIC NS pay now, I think I can 4get abt saving tt much lar. Maybe shld faster go find a job when I ORD n save up. But haiz...it's still a LONG way to go till 2008. Sighz.