Japanese Citizenship and PR

Okay, I got these info from: http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Japanese_Immigration_Law

Permanent residency
Permanent residency (永住権 eijuken) is the strongest form of landing permission, granting the bearer the right to live and work in Japan indefinitely. It must be applied for and obtained within Japan, generally after five to ten years of continuous residency there.

One major advantage of permanent residency is that financial institutions often deny loans to foreigners who are not permanent residents.

And now comes to "Naturalization". In case some of u donno the meaning of Naturalization, pls see : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naturalization

In law, naturalization refers to an act whereby a person acquires a citizenship different from that person's citizenship at birth. Naturalization is most commonly associated with economic migrants or refugees who have immigrated to a country and resided there as aliens, and who have voluntarily and actively chosen to become citizens of that country after meeting specific requirements.

Aiyaz, in short means change citizenship lorz.

Naturalization

The criteria for naturalization are provided in Articles 4 through 10 of the Nationality Law:
1) Continuous residence in Japan for five years or more
2) At least 20 years old and otherwise legally competent
3) History of good behavior generally, and no past history of seditious behavior
4) Sufficient capital or skills, either personally or within family, to support oneself
5) Stateless or willing to renounce foreign citizenship

The Minister of Justice must approve all applications for naturalization. Review of an application generally takes about one year.

In the past, the "good behavior" requirement has been used to deny or severely delay many naturalization applications, particularly from Chinese and Koreans.

I'm getting abit HIGH liaoz.

Then I went on to search a few more websites and found this:

If you are a person from a country outside Japan, you have to reside in Japan for five years consecutively to make yourself entitled for the citizenship of Japan. The five years duration can be reduced if you are married to a citizen of Japan. There are some other requirements also that you will know when you contact them.

WAHAHAZ!

Okay, take it that I stick to my dream of going to Japan at the age of 28, then that means I would only attain my PR or citizenship status if I turn 32 or 33.

Which is UNLESS.....

I go marry a Japanese girl then I may attain it much faster, perhaps by the age of 30 or 31?

Reading such things really keep me demn high lar. I seriously donno what to say. I know I still have about 1 year of NS to go, but with such thoughts running through my brain really give me morale BOOST all the way lar! SOmetimes I just try to "deceive" myself that going thru 2 yrs of shit right now, for a greater future ahead. O my... I think I wanna go MAD liaoz.

What is one month of shit in Taiwan, as compared to doing what I enjoy 10 years down the road? What is one more year of being fucked by lowly-educated idiots, as compared to be able to work in a BIG MNC and interacting with people of... higher social class?

I think I have told some of my friends about my dream.

I want to work in a big MNC. I want to wear business suit, tie, shiny leather shoes and carry briefcase to work everyday. For some of you who got watch those Japanese/korean/taiwanese drama, where those businessman got their own office. I want to be like that!!!

Not that all these are impossible in Singapore. But I've never thought of establishing my career in Singapore.

I want to be able to comprehend Japanese songs without looking at their romanji-translated lyrics. I want to be able to watch Japanese movie without having to look at the Eng/Chi subtitles. I want to be able to speak to Japanese people without speaking half-fucked Japanese, such that they don't understand. I want to read Japanese newspaper without any difficulty. I can easily tune in to Japanese FM and able to comprehend every word they say. When I switch on my TV, I can easily understand what the show is talking about.

Simply, I want to speak and use Japanese in my everyday life.

I hope this desire, this dream, this passion will keep me going... At least till I ORD in 11 months time.

With that, this shall be my last post till I return back from ROC on 17th April. Haiz, I'll miss blogging.

BoBo all the WAY!

I'm such a SUPER BOBO shooter lar. Piangz, don't what to say. I think my eyes really got problems. Initially I got 5/16 for my day shoot.

YAZ! NoT EvEN ONE THIRD OF THE SCORE LORZ. I THINK I MUST GO FOR SOME EYE SURGERY SOON LORZ.

Wah kaoz, even my dys1 say I think I should just forgo my night shot, like quite hard to pass lorz.

I was thinking likewise also.

Then came night shot. I got 10/12. WAHAHAZ, so in total I got 15/28, and so I passed! Okay lar, I think I have day blindness, but not night blindness. (Actually, because I asked my left and right shooters to SHOOT my lane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Whatever lar, can pass can liaoz. I know I really SUCKED at shooting.

Finally some ASSHOLE already left for Taiwan yesterday, becuase he's in the advance party. Thank God I can have some PEACE in the mind at least till Monday when I see him in Taiwan again.

3 more days left in SIngapore.

Haiz.

Haiz.

8 more days to ROC. Don't know what to say. For some reason, I don't really look forward to it. Going there and everyday have to see some SICKENING faces that turns me off. Still must see the blardy moods of some idiots and get fucked for no apparant reasons.

Fuck it.

Still got 333 more days.

Endure bahz.

Fuck your mother

CHARGE!? YOU WANT TO CHARGE ME FOR.....AW*L!?

COM'ON LAR!!! I'M NOT LIKE SOME FARKING DUMBASS THERE WHO'LL JUST KEEP MUM WHEN TREATED UNFAIRLY AND TO BE SLAUGHTER BY YOU PEOPLE!?

GO TO HELL MAN!!

It took us like 3 weeks to SEARCH and PASTE like close to 2000 photos (each person 4 photos) and NOW you want us to RE-DO EVERYTHING within 3 days!?

FUCK YOU!!!

I spend so much time and effort in doing this stupid thingyi, making me stay back whereby the rest of the battalion all went back home early. Then during CNY I still make the effort to bring back the photos to sort them out?

FUCK YOU!!!

And today somebody keep mentioning "if you ever say that to me, then I'm gonna give u 2 FARKING TIGHT SLAPS......"

FUCK YOU!!!

I thought I can took off on Monday and so that I can go for my med appt. in peace on Tuesday. But thanks to you ppl that make my life so miserable.

FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!

I'm simply pissed pissed pissed to the max this whole week.

Back tO Normal

As usual, this year's CNY is nth special compared to previous years 1. I think all I do is to sit at one corner of my grandmother's house and keep watching SCV movies the whole day. Other than the usual "Hello! Happy new yr!" with a handshake with my relatives, I basically didn't even talk to anybody. Other than the fact that they started gambling in the late afternoon, and perhaps we gamble only like 2 hrs or so before I left. And shucks, I think my gambling luck is super duper low this yr. Manz, this sucks. Nvm, it's just a form of entertainment and somemore only gamble once a yr. Bleahz.

I guess I'm juz too "engrossed" in the fact I'm still serving NS and that I still got like..... 352 days to ORD!? Fark. I just can't wait to get the fark out of NS lar. Piangz. So fast the end of this LONG holiday liaoz, tml night have to book in. Haiz, SIANZ to the max. Just the thought of having to see BABOON everyday makes me feel sick.

SIanz.

Anyone wans to gamble!?

CNY !?

This week's quite "happening".

Piangz, I went for the outfield WITHOUT knowing what the fark am I going there for, and what am I suppose to do. Only thing is just to set up CP toner. Full-stop.

Oh my... Went there only to be treated as blangadeshi workers to carry heavy stores from one toner to the other. I seriously donno what the hell C9L2 personnels are doing all these nonsense lar. Wah kaoz, it's not easy to keep setting up and closing the CP toner when u keep moving from one location to the other lar. And I didn't know we have to do what pioneer platoon ppl are supposed to do lar. From 6am to 8am trying to dismantle the constatina wire, and roll them up and carry from one point to the toner which is some distance away. Fark man!! Why is C9L2 ppl doing all these SHIT!?

And comes night time. Fark...need to do sentry duty. And I did TWO in one night, from 1am till 2am, and then 5am till 6am. And the remaining time I was just busy scratching my skin after being bitten by God knows how many mosquitoes. Even my HQ Specialists all said they are dying doing all these work, and their ASLC even not as xiong as this arz. This outfield was TOTALLY madness. I think the amount of load that we keep carrying around is equals to strength training X10.

Kaoz. This is farked-up lar.

Then today every1 went back at 1030am, I only left camp at 7pm just to do some stupid highnoon photos and chi names. Wah kaoz, sucks big time man!

This yr's Chinese New Yr is definitely the WORST I'm ever spending. I still must bring back all the photos back home to sort them out. Wtf lar. Ppl celebrate CNY and yet I will be burying myself with these work. Argz...Fark man! What have I done to be in this farked-up unit!?

I'm not even in the mood for wat CNY celebration. My mind is simply flooded with all the highnoon admin work tt needs to be done.

JaPaN, JaPaN, JaPaN!!!!

For the past few days I've been searching high and low for all the possible schools in Japan that offer Japanese Language courses. Perhaps like some websites said, I shld just try to tap on all the possible opportunities in Singapore to learn as much basic Japanese as possible before going abroad to study. Mainly it's because it saves ALOT of money lar. It can cost like 8 times MORE expensive to study the SAME course in Japan than in Singapore. And not forgetting the accomodation and lodging u need to pay urself. O man...tt's like gonna cost a bomb. And so every now and then, I will use my calculator and start tabulating the costs of various needs, until my parents and sis are so curious wat on earth am I calculating.

However, I realised that studying a foreign language in Singapore may not be as "efficient" as compared to studying in the native country. I mean com'on lar, if let's say I study Japanese in Singapore. I only get to practise the language for tt pathetic 2 to 3 hours PER WEEK, and the rest of the time I'll be back to speaking Chinese and SInglish n watever. Like some website put it, it will greatly improve ur learning ability if u study in the native country, because u will be under "pressure" to use the language in your everyday lifestyle, and able to practise it anywhere and anytime u travel. You get to write, listen, speak and read in the native language very often, and I believe this is how one can get to learn a language better. Okay lar, I admit my language learning ability sucks, from the horrendous english n chinese I've been speaking for the past 10++ years, and that makes me worry even more abt my ability to learn Japanese if I study it in SIngapore. So is a choice of whether u wan to save on the time or money. Save time and u go Japan to study intensive course, if not u save money and then stay in Singapore to study.

Hence, after MUCH thinking and consideration, I think I've made up my mind. Perhaps I shld just try to get a minimum JLPT1 or JLPT2 in SIngapore before I even think of going abroad to study. Erm... In case u r wondering wat's JLPT1, it's equivalent to that of AO-level Japanese and JLPT2 is about O-level Japanese, and is one of the pre-requsite to study tertiary education in Japan. However, I know that's gonna take me at least 2 to 3 yrs studying in Singapore before I can reach that level.

Okay, let's look at things this way. Upon graduation from uni at the age of 24, I should just quickly find an accounting Job in one of the Big4 firms and work for min. 2.5 yrs to 3 yrs in order to get the experience to become a certified accountant in Singapore. And at the same time I should make use of this period of time to enrol in part time Japanese courses that shld be able to get me a min. JLPT1 cert. Upon reaching the age of 27, I should have been able to save up enough money and learn enough BASIC Japanese for me to go abroad to continue to study advance Business Japanese in Japan, and at the same time look for a decent Job and settle down in Japan. If I'm lucky enough, I may even get the opportunity to be sent overseas to work, since MNCs usually require lots of travelling. Man... That will be too good to be true if I can ever land myself an overseas posting to go Japan to work.

Piangz. I made my LIFE PLAN sounds so plain-sailing and stuff. I talk until like so fairy-tale story like that. Wah kaoz, WEIYANG!!! WAKE UP LARZ!!! U MUST WORK HARD TO FUIFILL YOUR GOAL!! DON'T JUST SAY AND SAY AND THEN 'NATO'. (NATO = NO ACTION, TALK ONLY) U BLARDY HELL GET REALISTIC AND PRACTICAL IF U WAN ALL THESE TO COME TRUE. DON'T JUST SIT BACK AND BE A 'NUA-STER' AND ROT YOUR LIFE DOING NOTHING!!!!

Okay, the above paragraph serves as a REMINDER for me on wat I've promised myself I will work hard for. Hope that one day down the road, should I ever get swayed and start giving up, may I refer back to this entry to prick my conscience on what I've ever dream and said before on this date.

FARKED UP "MR BOON"

Okay, let's just face it. This is gonna be a bitching session which really pisses me off and all my branch ppl off.

I think last week was one of the most xiong week for preparation for audit. I booked out on Fri night, booked in next day Sat morning then worked until sat night 11pm go sleep, and then worked the WHOLE sunday from morn till night, before I finally finished my documentaion.

And the real examination came on Monday. Before my HR audit started at 9am, this MR BOON gave us an "opening speech". And I swear I nearly puked when I heard his words. Omg, so FAKE lar, u think we all 3 yrs old kid izzit. Wtf. Okay, I could remember some of the words he said, such as:

"I know u people have put in MUCH effort for this coming Audit. However, the real exam has come. I know some of you are not prepared for it yet, but NVM, I am NOT CONCERNED about the outcome. Before the auditors check, maybe u just declare what fault do u have. Do not try to smoke your way out. You know, I DON'T LIKE to CHRAGE people who have their heart for the unit, but left me with no choice but to really CHARGE you. Like I said, HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY. Don't try to BEND BACKWARDS or whatsoever." Okay, it's just something along those lines.

Then the audit took place from morning till afternoon. Okay lar, I also can't disclose much in case SAF intends to sue me for leaking out secret information. Whatever fark, I also have no interest in the info. Anyway, my branch has done our best for this audit.

Okay, here comes the part whereby all of us feel PISSED by this "MR BOON". At the end of the Audit for the debrief, all us have to come together, with the auditors, and this "MR BOON", whereby the auditors will brief us on all the mistakes and errors that they found in this audit. Then whether the mistakes are big enough to minus points or izzit small enough to juz close one eye lar. Then actually we can debate our way thru if we wan to argue, but apprantly we ain't senior enough to dare to do such thing. Whatever it is. The auditors actually mentioned that MAJORITY of the mistakes are quite minor, so actually can put them under "Areas for Improvement"(AFI), so that means NO NEED to minus marks one lorz.

Then guess what?

In normal circumstances, usually the "BOSS" will help to fight for our own unit. But this MR BOON, is juz the opposite lar. He WANTS the audiors to PUT BACK all the errors under "Areas for Improvement" back into "Observations" (meaning will minus marks if under observation).

Wtf rite!?

If he doesn't want to help my branch. So be it lar. Actually it's not that we "xi han" his sympathy or whatsoever. The ironic part comes into play. When the audiots left the unit, that MR BOON gave my S1 and Chief one GOOD fuck, and for goodness, he actually asked my S1 to go call the auditors the next day to beg for them for leniency and put the errors back to "AFI" so that we won't get deducted that many marks. Fark lorz, what a blardy hypocrite.

Nvm, and that's halfway through the story.

Then on Wednesday, he sent an email to ALL the audiors and chief clerks from other units, and obviously to us also, and that email is so disgusting lar. Obviously the former part of the letter is for auditors, and the latter part for my branch ppl.

"
Dear auditors, would u mind sending me a soft copy of ALL the mistakes there were found out during the audit?
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I realised that our unit's health status is not very healthy, indeed. There's much much more to be improved. I would need to do use medicine to CURE our status, so as to get rid of all the DIESASES and VIRUS.
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I want an explanation of ALL the faults during audit within ONE week. If it is due to systematic errors, then I can understand. However, if it is due to HUMAN errors, then I will not HESITATE to put in BIG STICK...."

Sometimes I wonder if he is dumb or wat lar. Pls lorz, if it is EVER due to systematic errors, then we won't even need to plea to the audiots watz, and obviously like that they also know that it's not our fault, and won't record them down.

BUT HUMAN ERRORS????????

Firstly, U SOUND AS IF YOU NEVER KNOW THAT MY BRANCH ALREADY QUITE FARKED-UP since many yrs back lar. If u look at the record, my unit always get last or 2nd last unit in Singapore 1 lorz. I mean pls lar, if ur sec sch is the LAST in Singapore, then ur sch principal suddenly said wants to aim to thrash RI or RGS, u as a student of tt sch confirm will feel 'pek cek' to have such LAME goal lar. And at least in MOE, they still got GOOD PROGRESS AWARD or smth like that lar. Even though u r not the top, if u made a significant improvement, then at least ppl recognised u for ur hard work. Haiz. Nvm, forget it.

Hello....... YOU NEVER MAKE ANY MISTAKES BEFORE IN YOUR LIFE MEH? Wah kaoz, I also doubt all the other S1 Branch in ALL other units in Singapore get 100% lar. Then it's not as if the "king of the unit" will demand them to explain why didn't they get PERFECT score. If you never get FULL MARKS for ur examination, then your teacher asked u to explain why u made all the errors, u also confirm think that teacher is insane lar.

And u say u wan to put in BIG STICK? O pls lar, u ever since before the audit, u have been threatening us that if we screw up this audit, u will punish us one lar. I think now God has granted u your wish lorz, U can make use of this chance to get rid of us in one go. Then like that no one will ever stand in your way lar. U want to get rid of all the "VIRUS and DISEASES" like us rite? If this is not Army, I think even u pay me $10000 a month, I rather quit then to see your stuck-up face everyday lorz.

Don't u ppl think this "MR BOON" is so farked up?

And u think u r GOD or CHIEF OF ARMY izzit? Pls lorz, who do u think u r to say u wan ppl to leave the army just like that. This year will be my chief's 25th year in the army liaoz. She work in army, I think u still in pri sch lorz. And who do u think u r to want my S1 to go Ops, and become OC instead of PXO? Wah kaoz, WAKE UP UR IDEA LAR. Not everything GOES your way okay!

In case and SAF ppl wanna CHARGE or SUE me for anything....

READ THIS:

I NEVER MENTION A SINGLE BIT OF ARMY INFORMATION HOR! THIS WHOLE ENTRY IS JUST A SIMPLE BITCHING SESSION ABOUT THIS ONE GUY. AND I NEVER MENTION WHO THE HELL HE IS, AND ALSO ANYTHING THAT WILL PUT SAF AT RISK HORZ. SO DON'T SAY WHAT SLANDER OR WHAT FARK ARZ!>

Haiz, can the Audit faster END!? Piangz, still must wait till 29th Jan. So sianz. I'm juz so sick of checking stuff over and over again, only to realise that there ARE still mistakes here n there. Guess I'm juz too careless arz. But whatever, I think at the most get farked by Ah Boon then after that OUT he go from 4SIR!

Using my boss's personal's office comp is so fun arz. The moment he goes home, I will be one of the first few to dash to use his comp w/o any1 watching since the rest are all outside. But then once a while some idiots will obviously come and disturb. And have restriction to many websites like FRIENDSTER (which I donno y), I've only resort to blogs and MSN to keep myself entertained.

Talking about blogging, I realised that nowadays, me and my friends will go to Wendy's(xiaxue) blog and keep reading it. Guess we r just TOO bored arz. But seriosuly, after watching so many LAME episodes of "Girls Out Loud" every Mon night 10pm, host by Wendy and Rosalyn, I guess we r juz starting to get "used" to the style she use in communicating with ppl. Although many ppl may say that she's too "bitchY" or "sLutty" or what have u, I guess she's still okay afterall. (Nope, I'm not being bias) Instead, I guess I quite admire she can be so frank and BITCH abt ppl so openly although there are like tens of thousands of people reading her blog everyday. Lolx.. Okay, enough of her, in case any1 thinks that I'm ATTRACTED to her. Like I said, I juz find her okay with an unique style.

Haiz, so boring lar. Life's so sianz....................

Haiz.

I'm in such a dilemma.

Should I or Should not go to Taiwan?

Some say shld go as it's an experience, but then some juz told me it's a waste of time to go there. But it's so demn long lar. 34 days. And I go there is MAINLY to do "sai kang" lorz, as what my officer has told me. Right now I think I can ask one person to substitue me arz, since my chief clerk wants me to stay back in Singapore to help her. And from what I heard from those who had gone to Brunei last month, that Ah Boon eveyday also keep farking all the battalion HQ ppl. Wtf lar, until alot of ppl there so pissed off with him. So if I go there also 100% confirm everyday kana disturb by him 1. Haiz. so sucks lar.

ARGZ!!! I donno lar! Sure decide tml lar!

I was reading an article abt lasik surgery in Singapore a few days ago n I juz feel so TEMPTED to go for tt operation lar. Apparantly it costs typically between $3K to $4K bahz, for both eyes (I also donno y they wan to charge based on PER eye, which is dumb in my opinion). Okay lar, the price is reasonable I feel, at least it FREES u from wearing contact lens/glasses perm for the rest of ur life unless u get short-sighted again.

So I started searching the net for all the available clinics tt offer Lasik Surgery. HmM.. most r around the same price lar, so I juz hope tt I will be able to go for tt before I start uni in 2008. Maybe after I ORD but before sch starts. Although my parents have agreed to sponser me, but I think I shld also start saving some $$$ lar. Maybe I pay 1K to 2K and ask my parents to pay the remaining. But looking at my PATHETIC NS pay now, I think I can 4get abt saving tt much lar. Maybe shld faster go find a job when I ORD n save up. But haiz...it's still a LONG way to go till 2008. Sighz.

Wtf, for wat shit issue me 1 stupid pager. Kns. Just don't ever beep during weekend.

I was standing there next to the MRT door when I saw her enter and stand next to me.

Yes, I've not mistaken.

For that split second, my heart started beating real fast. I keep thinking what am I gonna to do.

After awhile, I feel that it's best that I just pretend nth has happened.

Having passed a few stops, while standing next to me, she turned around to look at me.

She turned back to the front, and suddenly turned again to look at a second time.

I guess she has seen me.

At that moment I feel warm as if I've just gotten sun-burn.

And like me, we pretend we didn't encounter at all.

That feeling sucks.

After 2 weeks working in 4SIR S1 Br, I would say that I'm really happy and satisfied with my current working environment. Everything is going smoothly. I can work with my superiors in my branch, and also the other servicemen in my branch. I don't know if it's cuz that damned *Ah Boon* is not around at the moment which makes life more peaceful. But whatever it is, I think I don't mind staying at S1 Br as a docu clerk till the day I ORD.

Although many politics still exist in this unit, especially in battalion HQ which involved that *Ah Boon* in causing the 4 different branches to fall out and leading the battalion towards self-destruction, I just hope that he get's transferred out ASAP next year. In fact, everyone in my branch seems quite united against this *Ah Boon*, which I think is the main factor that casued us to feel closer to each other. At this critical time whereby there's gonna be Audit check in Jan 2007, and the livelihood of my chief being at stake, all of us will try our best to do well for the assessment and not giving *Ah Boon* any chance to fault us.

I'm prepared to be treated as a 3rd or 4th class citizen in this camp. Like my chief said, our beloved *Ah Boon* hates clerks to the core and always push all the blame to the clerks when anything goes wrong. And I heard that this *Ah Boon* nearly wanted to charge my upper study in my branch, just because of a few MINOR mistakes like nv update the details in proficiency booklets properly. Ain't he insane? It's akin to a teacher saying that she wants to cane a student juz becuz a student nv does his homework. And I can't believe *Ah Boon* actually said to the R&D clerk that he wans to increase the CHARGE rate in my camp. It's like "HELLOOOOOOO!!", do u just so enjoy charging people or sending ppl to DB? Ain't he a SICKO? I believe so.

My chief warns me that I have to be mentally prepared if I stay in S1 Br, because *Ah Boon* enjoys coming to S1 Br almost everyday and start farking all the clerk, before he goes back to his office. And he doesn't seem to realise that we r "respecting" him because of his rank on his shoulder, and not because of who he really is.

I must learn to treasure life in 4SIR w/o *Ah Boon* around. Literally, all of us just feels so happy w/o HIM around.

Haiz. I'm still waiting for my death note to drop down from heaven, so that *Ah Boon* can have the greatest honour in me writing his name first in it.

Imagine u r watching TV halfway and suddenly someone from your camp calls to tell u that you've just gotten 3 EXTRAS. And thanks to some idiot who don't seem to understand simple English and can't even count properly.

THANKS to this person.

Well done.

Sometimes I really can't trust ppl with low intelligence level. Not that I'm saying mine is high or wat.

From today onwards I swear I shld juz give a "bo-chap" attitude. If any1 wanna complain abt my work attitude, so be it. I also don't give a farking damn.

Sometimes it's simply not worth ur effort contributing tt much. When all the trouble comes, u r still the one who get it. And all the credits go to those HIGHER up there. What a farked up system.

Totally enjoyed myself during the outing with my HQ platoon. The so-called "platoon cohesion day", whereby we are supposed to go some place and play. I got the chance to sit in my OC's car to Yishun SAFRA in the morning while the rest took public transport. Lolx... We played CS, bowling, and arcade for like 4 hours or so. And lunch at a western restaurant was a treat from my OC, same goes for the bowling. I think perhaps the most fun day of my life in 4SIR. If only we can more of such outings.... Okay, back to the lousy side. I just wan to curse these ppl.

This morning one F**KER officer only know how to kpkb till my armskote spec cried. What a blardy farker. Only know how to pin-point ALL the fault and start digging back old wounds. Knn... If he's not an officer I swear I sure whack him up and down. Farker, only know how to threaten us with LOTS of extras. CB, I cursed that u get lots of EXTRAS till ORD still cnt clear. What a pretence who know how to boot-lick in front of higher ranking officers. Kns.

And on Wednesday it was a MILITARY POLICE spot-check. Knn... I shan't say more, but some of my friends would know abt it. I would only blame it on my blardy BAD luck that has sticked to me ever since I entered the cursed land of 4SIR. Ever since this incident I juz feel so AWKWARD to even look at my CSM and OC. Haiz, I must have greatly disappointed them. Whatever it is, I juz take it as an lesson learnt and gladly accept my punishment (if there's any), although I know my angelic OC will sure try his best to cover my ass. Sometimes I juz feel so guilty that my OC treats me so so sooooooooooooo WELL and yet I give him lots of problems, be it armskote or the MP incident. I think I'm juz one big bastard trouble-maker. Haiz.

And some CCB armourers who only know how to complain how DIRTY weapons are. Nabei, I tolerate this particular armourer for a long time, so are the armskoteman of Alpha, Charlie and Support coy. Don't force us one day the 4 of u give u one good whacking then u can learn how to stop barking like a farking mad dog. If u wan complain anything juz go find my OC lar. Stop farking threaten me wat complain to my OC or CSM. U think I SCARED izzit!? U only work Mon to Fri, 8am to 5pm, then still wan to REQUEST ppl to stay back in a SUNDAY MORNING to clean arms!? Are u NUTS!? Why not u try BURNING ur weekends consecutively and see how that FEELS!?

And I think the 2 person mentioned above, both the officer and armourer seem to not understand the meaning of TEMPORARY armskoteman.

HELLO!!!!!!????????

I NEVER EVEN ATTEND ANY ARMSKOTE COURSE AND MY ARMSKOTE SPECS ARE EVER SO BUSY TO TEACH ME ANYTHING....

PLEASE DON'T ASSUME I KNOW EVERYTHING OKAY!?

IF I KNOW EVERYTHING THEN MIGHT AS WELL ASK SAF TO ABOLISH THE ARMSKOTE COURSE!?

*Phew........* Feel so shuang after cursing these ppl. I juz hope that the both of them can get KNOCKED down by car and DIE!!!!

I think next time when I'm on OFF or watz I shld juz switch off my HP so that NO ONE will call n bother me. This morning I received 5 missed calls from my unit and when I call back, no1 actually confessed in calling my HP. Fine.

And juz a few mins ago, some i-dot called me again.

Armourer: Hi, can u open the armskote room now? I'm coming over.
Me: Huh? Who r u?
Armourer: Armourer.
Me: Sorry arz, I'm on OFF now, go call my armskote spec if u wan. BYE!!!

And subsequently hung up my phone.

Last night I was blog-surfing again, and I happened to chance upon some of the blogs of juniors who were ex-haisians and of course those even more junior that r still in haising. And from 12am till abt 3am, while reading some of the random blogs of these ppl, I started recollecting my sec sch days. The fun that I had with my sec sch friends, from sec1 all the way to sec4.

Then I started thinking of some of the "nicknames" that we gave teachers like "kang-kong" and "black hitler". How some ppl like to imitate my Emaths/Amaths teacher's high-pitch voice. About my "lightningS and thunderS". I missed the days when we will stay back after sch to do all the decos for the noticeboard at the back of the class. And I think up to now I still dislike the phy lessons and teacher. And I know during then I was basically CRAZED over my beloved BoA until some of my friends are tired of me saying BoA every now and then. I will never 4get the event when SQ or darrell or was it Denzil who kicked the empty bottle down from the 4th level right down to the 1st level outside HOD and was caught by tt "mo-peng" Colin Ting and Maths HOD. And to think that they seem to be LAUGHING even more when they were being scolded. I think tt's loose nuts arz. Then talking abt scolding, I will not 4get tt "tooT" NG TIAK KEE who's like so kpkb, name tag majiam everyday need to check like tt.

And guessed wat? I suddenly remember I actually have the 2003 graduation CD!! So I started spending roughly 10min searching my whole room for tt CD b4 I finally found it. Phew, luckily I didn't lose it. And while I was watching the 32min video, all the sweet old memories juz keep coming back lar. I seriously miss my sec sch days! Although it's been like 3 years only, but then it seems like a long time has passed. Those happy moments seem so distant in my mind, as I try to recall everything I could of my sec sch days.

But before I realised, I'm kinda zapped back into reality and to admit the fact that I'm now serving the farking army and I simply HATE and DREAD going BACK to tt cursed camp. I'm so sick and tired of army life.

JC life was disaster.
Army life was EVEN MORE disaster.
What's next? To be frank, I don't really look forward to Uni life either, unlike some of my friends who r in army now who actually look forward to this next phase of life after ORD for them.

Me?

Partly maybe cuz I've heard from friends in Accoutancy/Business course in NTU abt how disaster the modules they r taking can be. And the fact that I'm the stupidest compared to them make me feel that I'm NOT gonna make it and confirm do much worst as compared to them. I'm juz a stupid ass I feel.

Most importantly I juz hope to slack, slack and nua and slack and nua.... Until I *shuang*, but when will I get to do tt? After ORD? Haiz, tt's like 15 months to go. I juz wish to go overseas now for some break or watz, but then the STUPID army leave system is so corked up until I donno how it works.

But one thing for sure. I'm so looking forward to the end of 2006 and start of 2007.

Currently on my OFF for today and tml which my darn unit owes me. So my OC has officially told me that he has put my name up for POSTING OUT of this camp... YES!! U didn't c wrongly, I hope I'm getting OUT of this camp SOON!

And I donno wat the FARK those S2 branch ppl r. They seem to enjoy asking LOTS of questions majiam they r like interrogating sum1. Fark, if they r not officers I swear I sure ask them to STFU. And it seems currently my name is in the process of being taken OUT of the Brunei trip. Phew, thankfully I don have to go to Brunei and feed the mozzies my blood.

ARGZ!! I SERIOUSLY CAN'T WAIT TO GET POSTED OUT OF THAT CAMP AND GO SOMEHWERE ELSE!!!!

Sometimes I really wonder why am I wasting my off days juz like that? Lazing at home n rotting, and b4 I realise, it's BACK to camp. Gosh. How sucks can this vicious cycle be? And I juz remember today's my 7th month anniversary is ARMY. Wtf, I still have 15 months to go. Haiz, that's like 66% of the way to go!

Haiz, sianz sianz sianz!!!!